“Why are there no during pictures.”
“I wish people posted a picture of the outside of thier uterus as much as they did the inside, if you think about it...its less private.”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“I used to be funny, and perhaps I'm not anymore. It may be that I have become rather grumpy because I've seen so many things that have offended me that I cannot deal with in terms of laughter.”
“how is it that "no" is shorter than "yes" and "maybe" and yet people still find it hard to say no? they would rather lie or stall when what they really want to say is a simple NO”
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
“A man definitely invented the term “porn star”, trying to hire young women to be a “whore that we take pictures of while you work” probably did not get as many applicants.”
“No one is an artist unless he carries his picture in his head before painting it, and is sure of his method and composition.”
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