“I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.”
“I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for ME.”
“I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.”
“A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.”
“What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street... It's a way to open shit...”
“I think that they should call a cheese grater by its real name...a sponge ruiner.”
“The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.”
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