“Only fools are positive”
“We're not nearly as violent as the westerns.”
“Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.”
“The pain goes away on payday.”
“Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?”
“If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.”
“You remind me of a girlfriend in Detroit... but you look more like her stepfather!”
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