“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
“You drink the syrup, I just cough. my intelligence is humble, your stupidity is a show off.”
“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving”
“The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.”
“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt”
“You are a mirror image of the universe, just spell it as the YOUniverse.”
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
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