“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.”
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving”
“No good sir, I'm not trying to steal your lady. Your lady is trying to steal my heart.”
“The passage of time is relative to which side of the bathroom door you are.”
“If a woman has a biological clock, than a man has an inner compass, that sends him off in all directions”
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
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