“He that hath the bride is the bridegroom: but the friend of the bridegroom, which standeth and heareth him, rejoiceth greatly because of the bridegroom's voice: this my joy therefore is fulfilled.”
“I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.”
“While the bridegroom tarried, they all slumbered and slept.”
“And while they went to buy, the bridegroom came; and they that were ready went in with him to the marriage: and the door was shut.”
“A bridegroom is a man who agrees to marriage before marriage disagrees with him.”
“A bridegroom is a man who spends a lot of money on a new suit that nobody notices.”
“Elections are a good deal like marriages. There's no accounting for anyone's taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it's the same with public officials.”
Contributed by: Andy James
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