“I try to make everyone's day just a little more surreal.”
“Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”
Calvin & Hobbes
“Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.”
“History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction.”
“If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.”
“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”
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