“A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.”
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“IMESHO (In My Ever So Humble Opinion:) women use food and sex as weapons, or at least for leverage in our negotiations… but that’s okay, it’s a lot better than guns and knives!”
Ken O. Eldib
“"Marriage is absolute love and life absolute but only husband and wife can live an absolute marriage."”
“It is not discrimination to treat different things differently.”
“Life's irony;One of the biggest terminator of sex is marriage,in life most times marriage kills sex,but mostly mature marriages.”
david atta (a.k.a davied attlars & mr dain)
“I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.”
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