“People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone.”
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
Bobby W. Miller
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
“Some people need a slap,
in the face,
with a shovel!”
“If you think you know everything about baseball, your dead wrong!”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you”
“The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity.”
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