“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.”
“(Homer:) Check it out, Erin shaved my head.
(Marge:) You are bald!
(Homer:) Noooo.. Im young person cooool bald, not old person sad bald.”
“I have feelings too - like 'My stomach hurts' or 'I'm going crazy!'”
“Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.”
“Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.”
“(Homer) There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way! (Bart) Isn't that the wrong way? (Homer) Yes, but faster!”
“Anything worthwhile in life will not come easy to you, the hardest things to get will be the most valuable.”
Thomas Flajnik - antichimerapodal
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