“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.”
“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.”
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
“They are not allowed to gas litters of kittens or puppies, which they did. They're not allowed to gas pregnant mothers, which they did. I mean, there were just so many laws that they were breaking.”
“I am nine months pregnant. I'm due to deliver this baby Monday at 7 a.m. That's why I'm not going.”
“Everyone looks at pregnant bellies. Why not let them see something you want them to see?”
“I'm not surprised that my brother pulled over and stopped for that pregnant girl. He has a daughter about that age, and he is just the type of person who wants to protect everyone.”
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