“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.”
“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.”
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
“'Just wanted to let you know your wife is four weeks pregnant' -- those were the first words out of the doctor's mouth.”
“We were going to go this October, but my wife got pregnant.”
“I am nine months pregnant. I'm due to deliver this baby Monday at 7 a.m. That's why I'm not going.”
“Apparently, some of the females that know her determined rather quickly that she was not pregnant.”
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