“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.”
“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.”
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
“'Just wanted to let you know your wife is four weeks pregnant' -- those were the first words out of the doctor's mouth.”
“I wouldn't eat shellfish during any sort of harmful algal bloom, especially not if I was pregnant.”
“The males somehow cue in to the cascade of hormonal changes going on in their pregnant mates.”
“We saw kids blossom in our classes and then they were pregnant by ninth grade and not going to college.”
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