“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.”
“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.”
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
“I got the ?how does your pregnant wife feel about all this?? question.”
“We saw kids blossom in our classes and then they were pregnant by ninth grade and not going to college.”
“Apparently, some of the females that know her determined rather quickly that she was not pregnant.”
“'Just wanted to let you know your wife is four weeks pregnant' -- those were the first words out of the doctor's mouth.”
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