“Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...”
“Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.”
“People become stingy as they grow old.”
“Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art”
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
“Some people need a slap,
in the face,
with a shovel!”
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
Bobby W. Miller
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