“The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.”
“The opera is like a husband with a foreign title - expensive to support, hard to understand and therefore a supreme social challenge.”
“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.”
“Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings.”
“If you have to be in a soap opera try not to get the worst role.”
“If an opera cannot be played by an organ grinder, it's not going to achieve immortality.”
Sir Thomas Beecham
“When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance”
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