“[Mock singing] “And shall my sword sleep in my hand…” [Speaking] “NOT a good idea, you’re gonna roll over and cut your bits off.””
“Trying to decide if you love a work of art is like trying to decide if you love a person, if you have to think about it, its not love.”
“The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. And the body is born young and grows old. That is life's tragedy.”
“Comedy is a socially acceptable form of hostility and aggression. That is what comics do, stand the world upside down.”
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
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