“I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me 'understand' something, it would be clear to all the other people in the country.”
“The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn’t say.”
“Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.”
“Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.”
“A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.”
“The amount of women in London who flirt with their own husbands is perfectly scandalous. It looks so bad. It is simply washing one's clean linen in public.”
“No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be trusted.”
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