“If I had done everything I'm credited with, I'd be speaking to you from a laboratory jar at Harvard.”
“If I did half of what they say, I wouldn't be here - I'd be in a jar at Harvard.”
“We believe he decided to make some homemade napalm. He brought it to school in a jar yesterday and was showing it to his classmates.”
“The pigs weren't mummified and they were in these jars with blood and maggots crawling out of the ears and maggots crawling all over. We just did not think that was appropriate.”
“The cabinet has been shaken about a bit, but it's the same old jar of jellybeans.”
“It's kind of jarring to have to pop out after a jaunt in the woods and have to walk along a busy road. It's hard on the feet and it isn't really what the Long Trail is about.”
“The leader of Jar Jar's tribe is a fat, bumbling buffoon with a rumbling voice, and he seems to be a caricature of a stereotypical African tribal chieftain.”
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