“I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum”
George Bernard Shaw
“Men are simple minded. The fact that women can't understand them, begins to show just how complex they are...”
John T Walsh
“Satire lies about literary men while they live and eulogy lies about them when they die.”
“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.”
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
“When a man and a woman die, as poets sung, His heart's the last part moves, her last, the tongue”
“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
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