“My way of joking is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world”
George Bernard Shaw
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
“how is it that "no" is shorter than "yes" and "maybe" and yet people still find it hard to say no? they would rather lie or stall when what they really want to say is a simple NO”
“If I had a penny for every time someone logged into Facebook, i'd be rich right now”
“I believe in doing charity loving everyone caring about the World and all that crap. But a flash of Truth, loving yourself is always going to be more productive than loving anybody else”
“It is not the grain of grass that will decide mans future but the bullet that comes from the barrel and the sword wielded by the people.”
“If you say you will lead a people to a new age then do it, but don't hide behind your laws as an excuse to disregard a nation.”
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