“Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac”
“Master of many but Grandmaster of none, or Master of none but Grandmaster of one.”
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”
“Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.”
George Bernard Shaw
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