“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.”
“They couldn't. You still have local deliveries, and deliveries on shorter trips, like between Harrisonburg and Bristol.”
“It may make the trip a little shorter and a little more interesting.”
“It's not really a shorter skirt, I just have longer legs...”
“The faster you go, the shorter you are.”
“I made sure no butt cheek hung out, ... You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.”
“Sermons are like piecrust, the shorter the better”
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