“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
“Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.”
“I'm remarkably intuitive; therefore, I know that my instincts will not always be right.”
“Kinda jealous of Felicia, that chick is always going somewhere.”
“Silly Fagot DICKS are for CHICKS....REALITY CHICKS”
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“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
“Show me a man without addiction and I will show you a man that just died.”
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