“A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast”
“Look at a bottle of say, children's aspirin or your aspirin. Virtually anything has more child protective devices than the firearms in the home.”
“Although research has shown the value of aspirin for people who have had a heart attack or stroke, aspirin regimen therapy is not appropriate for everyone.”
“It's a headache and there's no aspirin in the cupboard, ... This one is not going to go away.”
“a bottle of aspirin with a bottle of vodka.”
“If you have a Headache, Do what it says on the Aspirin Bottle: Take one, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN...”
“There's no quick fix - that's take two aspirin and call me in the morning,”
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