“I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.”
“I wish people posted a picture of the outside of thier uterus as much as they did the inside, if you think about it...its less private.”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Never run in the rain with you're socks on”
“Never put a sock in a toaster.”
“I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.”
“I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said, "They're behind the couch." And they were!”
“Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks”
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