“Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.”
“Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art”
“People become stingy as they grow old.”
“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you”
“The age of consent should be that of which country you where born”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
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