“If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus”
“Paying the extra for gas in my 67 Camaro is a lot cheaper than paying for a prostitute every day...and it pretty much gets you the same thing”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”
“Dyslexic satan worshipers think they're worshipping Santa.”
“Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.”
“This is the ultimate in feel-good projects. To make money and make people happy, it's a Santa Claus project.”
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