“I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.”
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
Bobby W. Miller
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
“If you think you know everything about baseball, your dead wrong!”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“Some people need a slap,
in the face,
with a shovel!”
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
“So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip”
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