“I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me.”
“The game is to invite the biggest jerk you know to a dinner. So everyone brings jerks, and the best one wins.”
“There's a difference between playing it cool and being a jerk.”
“Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are simply jerks with a billion dollars.”
“Anyone who dies with more than $1.15 to his name is a jerk.”
“Litigation should be a last resort, not a knee-jerk reflex.”
Irving S. Shapiro
“If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest.”
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