“If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.”
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.”
“To pour a pint you poured out of two barrels.”
“When it rains it pours, and its pouring here right now.”
“A puritan is a person who pours righteous indignation into the wrong things.”
G. K. Chesterton
“They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole”
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