“I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.”
“"Cutting bangs are like thong underwear....an "adjustment" period of about two weeks is required before they feel like a natural part of you"!”
“This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.”
“A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally”
“Underwear should be worn on the inside”
“Simper ubi sub ubi(always wear underwear).”
“Clean underwear? Are you kidding me!?”
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