“Do you know why there's so much air in potato chip bags?”
“We're not unlike your average bag of potato chips, 20 percent to 30 percent air. What you're paying for is the packaging.”
“We're all broke. We were living off of bags of potato chips and 2-liters of pop just trying to scrape up some money to get this done.”
“If an unopened bag of potato chips or something happened to float by we'd grab it because we just didn't know how long we'd be there,”
“Rather small amounts, the amount you might get in an ounce or two of potato chips, cause a wide range of gastro- intestinal problems.”
“Red-skinned potato salad? Seriously, could you degrade my people anymore?”
Charleen L. Scott
“Obviously someone had the key to take out the urn and put in the potato chip can. One would think there would be checks and balances, but there was an apparent systems failure.”
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