“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
“It's just a pissing contest, but unfortunately the contestants never seem to run out of piss.”
“It does piss me off when Angelina won't stop calling.”
“He'll get pissed off, and you'd better watch out. They don't want to piss him off ---- they want to keep him quiet.”
“When a crab's pissed it walks forward.”
“I have pissed in the Rhine, now send me gas!”
General George S. Patton
“They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole”
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