“Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.”
“The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.”
“I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress.”
“If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili should be good.”
“So what am I supposed to do when my 110-pound waitress tells a 450-pound Paul Bunyan not to light up and he does it anyway? Am I supposed to arrest the guy?”
“My mainstay was working in a private hotel as a waitress, washer upper and occasionally a cook.”
“A few of them have cried. We do this for a lot of waitresses. We talk to them and learn that it's their first child.”
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