“Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.”
“The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.”
“I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress.”
“If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili should be good.”
“The waitresses are the best I've seen anywhere. They joke and talk with you.”
“ she said. ''I'm working as an actor, not as a waitress. I have a job I love, and we're doing really interesting things on the show.”
“My mainstay was working in a private hotel as a waitress, washer upper and occasionally a cook.”
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