“Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.”
“The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.”
“I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress.”
“If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili should be good.”
“I've been a waitress since I was 15 years old. I started at what used to the Dutch Kitchen at the corner of West Grand Avenue and Fourth Street.”
“All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around.”
“I paid my bill and I went up to the room and got a telephone call from the waitress. They're all pretty cheap guys to stiff a waitress.”
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