“The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.”
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“Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.”
“Nutty as a fruitcake”
“Having abs of steel is both my gift and a curse... TSA shows no mercy at those metal detectors..”
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