“Whoa! Stop, time out!”
“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”
Franklin P. Jones
“The passage of time is relative to which side of the bathroom door you are.”
“The best reason to smile everytime is knowing that, english is a funny language”
“A 'field' is an area of unimproved, cleared land where animals go poop.”
“Speaking of which, if you both use CPAP, you can rip 'em at will and not bother each other! I discovered that about ten years ago.”
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