“you don't always have to convince people to be on your side, sometimes you have to confuse them instead.”
“IMESHO (In My Ever So Humble Opinion:) women use food and sex as weapons, or at least for leverage in our negotiations… but that’s okay, it’s a lot better than guns and knives!”
Ken O. Eldib
“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.”
“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
“Don't play me,play lotto,you have a better chance of winning.”
“You can't save your ass and your face at the same time”
James Dowler Gow
“The best reason to smile everytime is knowing that, english is a funny language”
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