“If you have a bad day, guess what you chose it!”
Robert W. Merriweather
“I seem to be having one of those don't fuck with me days.. Oh too late.. You spoke.”
“Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.”
“If you've had a bad day, look at it as a good day and you'll never have a bad day again.”
Charles Robert Simmons II
“When you can’t pour water out of your boot with a hole in it, you need to step back and see the answer right at your feet.”
“You want an elixir for life's drama? Laugh!”
“I really do love a good hard dicking...it totally eases my stress and calms my nerves.”
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