“Dyslexic satan worshipers think they're worshipping Santa.”
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”
“Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.”
“If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus”
“I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.”
“Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exists, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy.”
Charles A. Dana
Quotes Daddy offers a number of tools for developers and bloggers to integrate quotes into their site including customizable widgets, embeddable quotes and API.
Over 1,000,000 famous quotes and user quotes that you can save to your favorites, share with friends and add to your site, blog or social network.