“True Love is ... dusting and polishing even though your allergic to chemicals and your finger's will itch and swell”
“I would like to wish y'all a happy valentines but of late, am allergic to things i don't understand...”
“A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.”
“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.”
““Dear EX,just because I'm nice to you, doesn't mean I want you back. We broke up for a season.””
Jane J Hauck
““All I'm saying is I've never seen my ex and satan in the same room.””
““An "EX" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future.””
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