“Stop signs in Spain aren't red... They're rojo.”
“If you were a food, you'd be a tortilla because without you, I can't enjoy anything.”
“If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?”
“Democracy is suffering because problems that affect the daily lives of Mexican citizens are going unreported.”
“If we can stop the egg eating by macho Mexicans, we can save thousands of turtles. If you want to improve your sex performance, go take Viagra. Don't kill one of the oldest animals on the planet.”
“If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?”
“No Trevino speaks Mexican.”
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