“Stop signs in Spain aren't red... They're rojo.”
“If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?”
“Democracy is suffering because problems that affect the daily lives of Mexican citizens are going unreported.”
“No Trevino speaks Mexican.”
“How is that making the border safer? When did you ever see a Mexican blow up the World Trade Center? Who do you think built the World Trade Center?”
“If we can stop the egg eating by macho Mexicans, we can save thousands of turtles. If you want to improve your sex performance, go take Viagra. Don't kill one of the oldest animals on the planet.”
“If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?”
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