“Opposite day gets confusing when you use sarcasm.”
“I'm not gonna say anything inspirational, I'm just gonna f***ing swear a lot.”
“When i die i would rather be remembered for my accomplishments not my personality”
Kenneth waters Jr
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
“I seem to be having one of those don't fuck with me days.. Oh too late.. You spoke.”
“I love it when someone insults me. That means that I don't have to be nice anymore.”
“Clear as mud!”
Ralph Downey III
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