“The cruelest joke in the history of the world was man being given so much reason and women were made unreasonable, while women were given so much tolerance and men were made intolerable.”
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
“Chancellor Harris says men’s basketball and women’s volleyball the first two sports as university moves to NAIA”
“History seems to suggest blatantly that a man gains the level of wisdom in proportion to the height & length of own freedom from the bondage of a woman.”
“If a woman has a biological clock, than a man has an inner compass, that sends him off in all directions”
“Life's irony; Sometimes when a lady says,"I hate you,I don't need you in my life,'' what she invariably means is, " please stay for I can't survive without you.”
david atta (a.k.a davied attlars & mr dain)
“What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.”
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