“If you want to get rid of a doctor spouse, eat apple a day, coz an apple a day keeps all doctors away.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“God created dreams so that one might not gets bored while sleeping.”
“Without divorce we can never appreciate marriage & without marriage there will be no divorce.”
david atta (a.k.a davied attlars & mr dain)
“Divorce is the most important ingredient some religions fail to include when cooking the marriage meal.”
“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
“IMESHO (In My Ever So Humble Opinion:) women use food and sex as weapons, or at least for leverage in our negotiations… but that’s okay, it’s a lot better than guns and knives!”
Ken O. Eldib
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
Nathan Elmo Melo
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