“Talented and versatile you say? Nope, just an oral bottom, an anal top and everything in between.”
“The Leo Lion Attacks the Aries Ram and eats her.. And she likes it ,, yum”
“After 15 years of marriage, nothing says "Thanks for all the blowjobs" like a pair of mittens for Christmas.”
Jules Carlysle - Famous Canadian Author & Humorist
“Getting oral sex from an ugly person is like bungee jumping, it's gonna be good, but holy shit, don't look down!”
“From the moral point of view oral sex may look awful & immoral,but in the world of sex,it is normal & absolutely wonderful.”
david atta (a.k.a davied attlars & mr dain)
“If the River runs red, use the dirt track!”
“The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics.”
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