“A sheer paradox - A nudist wearing a t-shirt saying: 'Nude? … No problem!'”
“I came into this world butt naked, and damn it I'm gonna do my best to stay that way!”
“I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.”
“He's a total nudist,”
“Buying a house in cattle country and complaining about cattle is like buying a house in a nudist colony and complaining that people don't wear clothes.”
“If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen."”
“I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated.”
George Bernard Shaw
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