“A woman knows she's aging, when she goes bra shopping, and leaves her tits two towns behind her.”
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
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