“When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone.”
Sean Kevin Sweeney
“When it comes to my life I have always been an optimist. My door is always open, and My pants are always down.”
“When in danger, I just tilt my head, smile, and then run off laughing like a lunatic.”
“I'm remarkably intuitive; therefore, I know that my instincts will not always be right.”
“Live today like it is your last day, Love with all your heart and soul, and Laugh till your belly aches or until you throw up!”
“When someone calls you normal, they are really insulting you.”
“If you dont get what you want,you wont want what you get.”
Kenneth Elliott Hudson
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