“I'm making love until the universe tells me I'm too old.. Grey pumpum hairs and all”
“There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.”
Florynce R. Kennedy
“The President inserted a cigar into Ms Lewinsky's vagina, then put the cigar in his mouth and said: "It tastes good”
“They vote with their vaginas”
“Interviewees were shy - after all, no one had ever asked them about their vaginas before. But once they got going, they never stopped.”
“Vagina tightness test: Try to put your whole hand in your vagina. if it fits with no force.. you need a new vagina”
“I can't stand rude children... They need to go back in the vagina to be upgraded.”
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