“My husband says I bitch cute”
“IMESHO (In My Ever So Humble Opinion:) women use food and sex as weapons, or at least for leverage in our negotiations… but that’s okay, it’s a lot better than guns and knives!”
Ken O. Eldib
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
“Womens brains are like a 9 by 10 rubiks cube, they're confusing.”
Gregory A Hensen
“Is better to be fun and funny, than to be angry and grumpy.”
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