“When I'm having my baby, my husband will be in the bed next to me getting his ballz waxed. U go feel pain to partna!!”
“I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.”
“A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother's love.”
Thomas C. Haliburton
“Investigation may be likened to the long months of pregnancy, and solving a problem to the day of birth. To investigate a problem is, indeed, to solve it.”
“Everything in woman hath a solution. It is called pregnancy.”
“Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.”
“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament”
Rose F. Kennedy
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