“When I'm having my baby, my husband will be in the bed next to me getting his ballz waxed. U go feel pain to partna!!”
“I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.”
“It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry”
Henry Louis Mencken
“A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother's love.”
Thomas C. Haliburton
“Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.”
“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament”
Rose F. Kennedy
“Everything in woman hath a solution. It is called pregnancy.”
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