“Repair man: I've been doing this work 35 years, and I started when I was 5. Me: You must have been a prodigy then.”
“Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.”
“I'm remarkably intuitive; therefore, I know that my instincts will not always be right.”
“Silly Fagot DICKS are for CHICKS....REALITY CHICKS”
bobbi lynn coglizer
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
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